sleeping beauty

I'm no sleeping beauty,

Can't wake up with perfect hair
Don't go prancing round in dresses
Or stressing on what to wear

I'm no sleeping beauty,
Not secretly a princess
Don't have a fairy godmother
To make me look my best

I'm no sleeping beauty,
I wasn't cursed by an evil witch
If there really was a Prince Charming
He'd be in a club dancing with a b***h

I'm no sleeping beauty,
I didn't grow up in the woods
Don't have no animal friends
And if I got put to sleep
That would be where it ends

I'm no sleeping beauty
I'm most likely not to marry
I'm not an only child
Who likes to be carried

I'm no sleeping beauty,
Can't wake up with perfect hair
Don't go prancing round in dresses
Or stressing on what to wear

I'm no sleeping beauty,
Not secretly a princess
Don't have a fairy godmother
To make me look my best

I'm no sleeping beauty
I can just tell you that
There's no f*****g Prince Charming
Just a bloody prat