Tweedle Dee - Tweedle Dum

Tweedle Dee - Tweedle Dum, there's a rumble in your tum,
Tweedle Dum - Tweedle Dee, the rumbles in my bum!
Tweedle Dee - Tweedle Dum - something must be done.

Should I sit, should I squeeze?
Anything - just DON'T SNEEZE!
Find a cork; find a hat, even that old cricket bat.
Quick, quick, quick! Stick it up 'n stick it in,
I don't care just get it in.

Opps, squelch squirt…. what was that!
Now sitting on the front door mat,
But a rather angry Cheshire cat

Reviews

[Luximir]

Bahahahahaha! I love this so much, the entire time I was like... what?.. what the f*ck.. Wohaa... hahahaha the ending was awesome! This is my most favorite poem so far on this site! Make more like these! (Btw, I love Alice in Wonderland a lot)

[Justin Fearn]

I'm sure even these two have stomach complaints from time to time, only with these pair anything is possible!

[Luximir]

Very much so agree!

[Justin Fearn]

Don't ask..... I've no idea