"This is Bullshit!"

"This is Bullshit!"

A Poem by Michael Stevens
"

Babies have rights too!

"
                                                     

"This is Bullshit!"

 

Tell you what you do, Mom,

take a look in the bowl

and if you can honestly say

you'd eat that jiggling

pile of regurgitated rat mucus,

I'll tell you you're full of it,

just like my diaper!

 

 

True, I don't have my teeth yet,

but I'll gum that b***h

and give it a hell of a go!

© 2015 Michael Stevens


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You said just exactly what that poor baby was thinkig...

Posted 8 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

8 Years Ago

Yep, thanks Marie!

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Added on May 29, 2015
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Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..

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