"The Amazing One-Horse Circus!"

Open all day, and night!

"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girl viewers,

welcome to the greatest circus, by far and away, ever!

You watch him talk, in disbelief, as everyone he skewers.

He's a force unto himself, and we guarantee you've never

seen such an amazing horse, just ask Mr. Don,

that's right kids, this amazing f****r can talk!

Doesn't matter if he's obnoxious, it doesn't matter if he's 

wrong,

no room for other horses, at the sight of him, you'll gawk,

because, much like a train wreck, you can't look away.

You just have never seen a national horse that's quite so 

crude.

Besides, if there were other horses, he's snarf up all the 

hay.

There's not enough of anything to satisfy him, he can be 

as rude

as the day is long, but, it doesn't seem to sway his 

supporters.

They're zombie-like cult members of The Cult of The 

Donald.

If he claims he'll build a wall on several thousand miles of 

border,

never mind it'll never be done, or that he's a bigger clown 

than Ronald,

they'll still believe him, no matter how ludicrous are the 

things he says,

they'll stand in line for hours to get into this circus,

This Bozo wants to lead the free world and be our prez,

he's making us a laughingstock, and doing us all a 

disservice!"