'Duh, Too Much, Media!'

the state of our news media!

What's happening in the news today? Oh, only the man 

with big hands,

every second of every day, there's nothing else happening, 

in ALL the lands

So nice of the globe to stop spinning for the last year or so,

to make way for The Donald, and his oversize ego.

'Cause, Lord knows, we the people can't handle more than 

one

story at the same time, or else our brain will explode, and 

we'd come undone!

War, genocide? If it ain't here, we pay little to no attention.

Give us still-another story of self-centered pretension!

We crave the surrealism and bravado of Donny's unreality 

show,

cause it never makes us sick enough to stick a fork in our 

eyes, don't you know?