Victorious, Not Maganimous!

Deal with that, goat!

Suck it, billy-goat, suck it deep!

For years, all we've heard was The Curse.

Well, 'Cubs Win!', deal with it, creep.

That's right, goat, we came in first!

'Lovable Losers' label fits no more

We won, b***h, so deal with that.

For all the loser years, we've evened the score,

we've pinned that 'chokers' tag to the mat!

We're number one, kings of all the land,

so raise your glasses in a triumphant toast.

No longer stuck with being 'also rans',

we've finally broken free from your ghost!