'2017 Ultra B*****d'

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'The 2017 Ultra B*****d'

"The Ultra Automobile Company wants your business. Does 

your hand get fatigued lifting itself up over and over when you 

flip off yet-another pecker-driver? A self-driving car is a 

bizarre, dangerous idea, but how about a self off-flipping car? 

That's right, we've attached a giant metal hand that runs 

along a track, senses when you're pissed, and follows the 

direction of your eyes. Then, our metal hand, with only the 

middle finger raised, erects itself in whatever window you're 

gazing angrily out of, and waves back and forth, leaving your 

hands free for other activities, Sure, you'll give up a bit of 

comfort, due to the metal track the giant metal finger/hand 

runs along, but the added piece of mind you'll get from being 

sure your message was seen, and received, will be well worth 

the crampage. The 2017 Ultra B*****d, Tell The World To 

Have A Nice Day, In Style!"