'The Dumper Bunch'

'The Dumper Bunch'

A Story by Michael Stevens
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NOT 'The Brady Bunch' theme!

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Theme from 'The Brady Bunch'


Here's the story of a lovely lady 
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. 
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, 
The youngest one in curls. 

Here's the story, of a man named Brady, 
Who was busy with three boys of his own, 
They were four men, living all together, 
Yet they were all alone. 

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow 
And they knew it was much more than a hunch, 
That this group must somehow form a family. 
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch. 

The Brady Bunch, 
The Brady Bunch, 
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. 





NOT the theme from 'The Brady Bunch'


'The Dumper Bunch'


Here's the sad story, of a bloated ego,
who was always spouting off he was the best
And he had such fake hair, at least the color
a 71 year old in eighth grade

Here's the story, of an administration,

made up entirely of yes men
A president for just 38 %
everything was his idea alone

Till this one day when this ego met the yes men,
and it was much more than a hunch,
he'd surround himself with weak losers
That's the way they all became The Dumper Bunch

The Dumper Bunch, The Dumper Bunch

That's the way they all became The Dumper Bunch


© 2017 Michael Stevens


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Haha - it's so funny Mike. Great craic!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

6 Years Ago

Thanks, Tony!

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Added on July 29, 2017
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Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..

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