Bully-Hawk!

An idiotic, crude power-teacher!

"Hiya, Kido, how was your first day of 5th 

grade?"

"Not for s**t!"

"Davy! What kind of language is that for a kid 

your age?"

"Sorry, Mom, but I just got in that habit of bad 

words after meeting my new teacher."

"Now you're going to start lying, on top of 

swearing?"

"I swear--oops--it's the truth!"

"True, I'm not familiar with Mr. Hawk, but I can't 

imagine he's use inappropriate language like 

that around 11 year olds."

"Well, he did, he used to be a powerful person, 

and he says 'this s**t hole is the best he could 

get!"

"Davy!"

"It's not my bad word, it's his, and he grabbed 

our teacher's aide by her p***y"

"Davy, you're WAY out of bounds!"

"What Mom, that's what he told us,, he said he 

was rich and famous, and he could get away 

with it."

"That's despicable, if it were true, he has no 

business being around children."

"That's what Jimmy Davis said, and Mr. Hawk 

told him to shut up, and sit down, and that us 

little b******s better pull our heads out, 

whatever that means; my head's on top of my 

shoulders, like it always has been; I swear, I 

didn't stick it anywhere, Mom!"

"This is unacceptable, I can't believe it; nobody 

would be that crude. I want you to stop telling 

these incredible hurtful lies about Mr. Hawk."

"But, Mom..."

"Go to your room and don't come out until your 

father gets home; you're in big trouble, mister!'

Later that same day, the ringing phone 

interrupted the peace and quiet Mom was 

enjoying after Davy had sulked to his room. She 

was still appalled that her sweet little Davy 

would talk like a drunken sailor on shore leave, 

and as she answered the phone, her mind 

barely registered it was Mrs. Davis calling. "Oh, 

hi, Jean, what's up?"

"My Jimmy just told me a disgusting lie, so he's 

grounded for the rest of the decade, and he 

won't be coming over to play with Davy later, 

I'm afraid."

"Oh, I forgot to call you, but Davy's grounded, 

for the same reason, what did little Jimmy tell 

you?"

"It's embarrassing, but I guess I can tell you. He 

told me that the new teacher, Mr. Hawk, told 

them he grabbed Miss Johnson's, ah, p***y, 

sorry about the crude language."

"That's what Davy told me! So, he was telling 

the truth."

Davy and Jimmy, his best friend, were shooting 

baskets at the park near their houses. Normally, 

they'd be in school, but both their mothers 

were holding them out of school until the 

inappropriate language for children incident 

was thoroughly investigated. Mr. Hawk denied 

it, calling the news 'fake'. Davy and Jimmy 

didn't care WHY they were out of school, just 

that they were!

Reviews

[Carol Cashes]

BWAHHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, dude, I'm too old to be a fangirl...they have to jump around and do stuff right? But if you need a plodder, I'm your hag.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, Carol, and I'm too old to WATCH you jump around!