Dear Winifred, Sep. 9A Story by Michael StevensWarning, Trump supporters leave, NOW!This
advice column was forgotten on election day, in Winifred's underwear drawer, and since she rarely feels the need to change, or wash, her dainties, it was undiscovered until now.
Dear Winifred
Dear Winifred, I live alone, and don't own a car, but I'll get out to vote, because America needs a strong, decisive president, after the deliberate, contemplative one we've had for the last eight years. We need a president who almost acts without thinking, if you know what I mean, goes by his gut, and good judgment; signed America First
Dear America First; you should remember to change your gravy-stained Fox News tee-shirt before leaving your log cabin and walking the 10 miles to town to vote. You should also emulate your can-do-no-wrong hero, and just grab any woman you see by the p***y; trust me, all women secretly want it, just ignore the slap. I'm using my good judgment right now; I'm judging you to be a f*****g idiot--Winifred © 2017 Michael Stevens |
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