No Words LeftA Story by Michael StevensSynonyms for 'embarrassment'No Words Left Embarrassment--how many different ways can you say it? It's long ago lost its impact, so we need some new phrases that mean the same thing
Embarrassment: disgrace; distended idiot belly; throbbing moron staff; delusion pirate; slope-header; fountain of dick; jaywalker on the information highway; 1643 man; lie puritan; witch burner general; negative I. Q.er; poster-child for the reason we shouldn't drop out before grade three; idiot-is- me; pin-the-tail on the throbber; grammar school perpetual; stump-smart pump; sad clown of Pathetic Circus:
See if you can use these in a sentence. If you can't, add your name to the preceding list
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