Not Quite as I planned it...

This whole zombie killing thing? Not half as easy as all the movies make it look. I nearly got myself bitten, charging a zombie with the biggest kitchen knife I could find; I swung hard for a classic decapitation, and I'm sure you can imagine my surprise when the knife barely made it a couple inches into its neck and the zombie was madder than ever. Let's not let that happen again. In fact, let's try and get into her house without riling up any zombies. Yeah, that would be much better.