The Pretzel and Pea

The story of a pretzel and a pea...duh

There once was a pretzel that was caring and bright

He wanted some friends, but there was no one in sight

The pretzel looked all day and all night,

But then he got thirsty and purchased a Sprite

One day he was wandering out and about,

And he saw the best thing ever, no doubt,

It wasn't a bird or a plane or a drought,

It was a a beautiful pea who had crossed his route.

The pea said "Hello! you're looking quite swell!"

The pretzel was so excited he fell.

"That's it! There she is! I'll book a hotel!"

He said, as he was mezmerized by her beautiful smell.

The goal was to find a nice little friend,

But instead they had hormones that started to blend

So Pretzel and Pea followed some kind of trend,

Pretzal got to have sex with Pea's rear end. 

Reviews

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha hilarious. A fun write!

[LikeAWritingOne]

Such a silly little poem! The ending did catch me by surprise, and while I think it was completely inappropriate, I can see you have a bright writing future ahead of you. Keep your head up kid!