"Old Macdonald bought the farm"

For sale:

Farm, 40 acres, complete with cows, pigs, ducks etc. etc...Old farmer looking to quit this business. I've had this place for longer than anyone can remember, and i just cant take it anymore..what with the mooing here, the oinking there and the quacking quacking everywhere...Not to mention the giant, steaming piles of E-I-E-I-O. Anyway, Winter has set in and all the livestock has hunkered down, so i dont have much to do, going from the constant refrain to nothing is making me feel quite irrelevant, and at my age, thats not good. Ah Screw it, im gonna go stick a gun in my mouth..except the song didnt provide for me having a gun, quick can somebody add a new verse.."Old Macdonald had a gun, E-I-E-I-BLAM!!!

Reviews

[Jonah Hawthorne]

I see what you mean: it's quite witty and stays on the path. Poor old MacDonald.

[Albert Freeman]

Funny add on to the old children's rhyme. Darn that David Hasselhoff!

[Emily B]

Love this. Clever re-telling of an old favorite.

[Monsieur L]

I agree with Daniel, it started at something and then lost consistency, somehow, somewhere... it's still clever humour, and like Elisabetta said, it'd do the trick for a drunk tale.

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[Elisabetta]

Oh my god! That is f'ing hilarious!!! I just about spit my coke out once I started reading and realized it was about Old MacDonald. I think it will be a fun drunk fairy tale to tell.

[Pema Dorje]

Chuckle ... humour and a political pundit at the same time ... made me smile awhile ... write on kris ...

[TL Boehm]

wow this one is a clever write. Welcome aboard. Great dry humor here

[Lydia Shutter]

Brilliantly clever! The humor in this one is delightful. Very unique and well written. Welcome to the cafe. I look forward to reading more of your work. Lydia