Rapunzel the later years

a funny take on the rapunzel story when she has aged.

 Rapunzel, let down your golden hair" 

So Rapunzel did as he asked and threw 

him down a chair 

The prince moved out the way 

And replied “I said hair not chair 

You dozy mare 

"Rapunzel let down your golden hair" 

So Rapunzel did as he asked 

And threw down a long eared hare 

This made the prince quite angry 

But he thought he’d ask again 

After all he loved her 

So here we go again

"Rapunzel let down your golden hair" 

So she did as he had asked 

And threw down a set of trousers 

This in turn confused the prince then realized 

What she had heard 

And replied “ Rapunzel I said let down your golden hair 

Not a pair of 1970s golden flairs" 

The prince now he did worry 

She couldn’t get it right 

Maybe her hearing aid wasn’t turned up right 

"Rapunzel let down you golden hair" 

So she did as he had asked 

And threw down a golden fur 

this made the prince worry 

what she would throw down next 

he was really getting vexed

so replies 

"Jesus Christ you stupid mare 

I said your bloody hair 

Not a golden coat of fur" 

The prince replies out of despair 

Poor Rapunzel looked on dumbfounded 

She just couldn’t get it right 

Little did she realize 

Her hearing aid wasn’t turned up right 

She thought the price no longer loved her 

And let down her golden hair

so the prince she loved so much 

could use it as some makeshift stairs 

 

The prince made use of the objects

and started with the chair 

he used it to reach her hair 

Then put on the trousers 

And the golden fur 

Then picked up the long eared hare 

Then climbed her golden hair 

Finally he reaches the top 

And says “Rapunzel have you lost the plot?”

She replies “ sorry I don’t have a cooking pot” 

This made the prince angry 

Much angrier than before 

He even thought about cutting her hair 

And falling to the floor 

He even thought about skipping using her hair 

at all 

And using her front door 

But he thought he’d give her one last chance

plus he looked good in his golden pants 

“Jesus Rapunzel, what do I have to do 

To get through to you?"

She replied, “you look after yourself 

I don’t need to go to the loo” 

"That’s it I’ve had enough" the prince says in dismay 

And turns to walk away 

But Rapunzel grabs his arm and whispers 

"Please will you stay? 

I realize I didn’t have my hearing aid

Turned up like it should be 

Now I have turned it up 

We can both live happily" 

The end 

Reviews

[Jeff Overton]

thank you Sette for reading muy work and for commenting. means a lot

[sette]

it is such a humorous twist really rapunzel locked up forever in the tower getting deaf and old,,, such a grim story