Date

How to ask out a girl, like a boss.

It's four in the morning and I couldn't sleep
So here I will sit and attempt to be deep
The funny part is that this late at night
To conjure up words it's just such a fight
My mind is not as sharp as it usually is
So if this sucks you'll have to excuse me there Miss.
I wanted to write and say how I feel
I care about you so let's make a deal
If you join me for dinner I will pick up the check
And if it goes well maybe my cheek you could peck
And if all is well and we have had some fun
And my strange quirks have not yet caused you to run
Then maybe you would come and join me for drinks
And I might finally overcome my crippling jinx
We would have a great time as surely you know
So I'll just sit back and pray "please don't say no"
So I guess what I'm asking, it's easy to see
Is ______ would you go out with me.