Your kids an a*****e

Dedicated to the millennials I hate so much

Weak is the heart of the kids today,

Born into a vacation,

Electronic play

Parents should notice how strange times get

When children refuse to make use of their day.

Playtime used to be an outside event

Dirty and smelly and bloody play

Now it’s a struggle to get up a tent

Fishing is out and so is the hay

Not all kids are the same I bet

But most are little a******s today.

Author's Note

I wrote this for a coworker who is for lack of a better term, an asshole millennial.