Writing

Angry Birds Tell The Truth

A Poem by Earl Schumacker

Taking care of business on a statue of Lincoln

The Mystery of the Scab Academy

A Story by Nudnick

The Scab Academy is a world-renowned institute for aspiring haunted house actors. It is often referred to as the Harvard of fear-based curriculum du..

Himalayan Beans

A Story by Nudnick

Deep in the Himalayas sits a unique ancient monastery that draws attention from a small but intensely passionate community - the society of peppered..

A Delicate Existence

A Story by Nudnick

It was an especially stinky day at Fred’s Fitness Buffet. This one-of-a-kind establishment for fitness-loving foodies employs possibly the wor..

A Pirate's Life

A Story by Nudnick

The Peterborough Pirates is a youth hockey association well-known for their bizarre take off-season dryland training. While most teams stick to weight..

The Snail Life

A Story by Ally

Just a fun little short story about a snail.

How To Take Care Of A Woman

A Story by Earl Schumacker

Trying to decode the great cosmic wonders

A Home For Trees

A Poem by Earl Schumacker

A way of life for trees

Communists Are Under My Bed

A Poem by Earl Schumacker

Strangers and Karen's living under my bed

The World's Worst Genie

A Story by Scott Andrews

Imagine finding a magic lamp, only to discover that the genie inside was horrendously incompetent.

Bath and Beyond

A Story by Nudnick

Rolland is a man of many burdens. He has struggled with his weight his entire life and has a passion for bathtub-bathing which has been tormenting him..