Corporate Training Haikus

A collection written during my boring training this morning. I am aware a haiku doesn't need to rhyme but I was REALLY bored. I didn't feel like posting each individually.

 

 

 I.

Take a nap during

This training in the morning

It is so boring

 

II.

My coffee is cold

Get a big one I was told

Now it’s gross and old

 

III.

Pretty cold in here

And my head is not that clear

Wish I had a beer

 

IV.

A kick in the head

Is the best dish to be fed

To the living dead

 

V.

Summer could be nice

With margaritas on ice

Guess this will suffice

 

VI.

Can I bang my head

Until I am good and dead

Or eat paint with lead

Reviews

[Chillbear Latrigue]

I have training for the next four days and now I know who I want to come sit next to me. These are hysterical. There has to be a market for Corporate Training Haikus. Well done.

[WordMaster]

What a comical and whimsical poem

Leaves you with a smile and a giggle

Nicely done