Just For You, Hyacinth

Something I wrote up as retaliation.

Huzzah, HUZZAH, I say to thee,

Thou art trying with all thy might to tempt me,

My mouth indeed waters whilst thou talkith of pie,

But my defenses hath been built up high

 

Indeed while thy fortitude be strong,

I hath a feeling thou shalt give up before long.

My reign as chaste I shalt not relinquish,

Even If I needs must resort to old English.

 

Aha, and now, for my latest quest,

I shalt reduce thou to a dribbling mess.

Prepare for thou soul to be antagonized

By hundreds, nay thousands, nay MILLIONS of pies.

Reviews

[JoshuaCmngs]

Ah, no, my weakness has been called out. Im probs gonna be inactive for a little bit, Because I'm writing that second chapter you requested. If you are lucky, I might even post TWO chapters today. xP

[Hyacinth]

I hope I am lucky. I'm working on something anyways, it's fine

[Hyacinth]

Your strength is commendable, but you see, you had to 'resort to old english' I smell self doubt.... and although I am flattered, keep a lookout in my page for payback.