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may the eternal light of salvation shine upon you

may the eternal light of salvation shine upon you

A Chapter by avant security guard


be a good, kind, respectful person--everybody else is
Solomon, Chapter 3

Solomon, Chapter 3

A Chapter by avant security guard


a guy meets up with a ventriloquist's dummy
eBooks Sexier Than Print Now

eBooks Sexier Than Print Now

A Book by avant security guard


The New Yorker, distributed 50 times a year, often publishing two short stories and a few poems a week, is perhaps the last refuge of the literati. ..
Literature Yesterday and Today

Literature Yesterday and Today

A Book by avant security guard


our gorgeous publicist, Avant Point Guard, scores again
I Am Eric Burdon

I Am Eric Burdon

A Story by avant security guard


a thin slice of my autobiography, which is fictional
Seeing Ellen Again

Seeing Ellen Again

A Story by avant security guard


search for her
Secret Report: Octember 95th

Secret Report: Octember 95th

A Story by avant security guard


captive issues mysterious message
Power Underwear

Power Underwear

A Poem by avant security guard


get empowered!
Pope Benedict's Last Day

Pope Benedict's Last Day

A Story by avant security guard


he just wanted to have fun--a legendary joke found on the Internet