may the eternal light of salvation shine upon you

be a good, kind, respectful person--everybody else is

More than 100 artists, including David Hockney, Pantson Fire, Rory Macbeth, Felicity Jones, Jim Brearton, John Blandly, Damien Hirst, Anish Kapoor, David Shrigley, Anthony Gormley, Avant Point Guard and Colleen Skiff gathered outside London's Tate Gallery recently to protest cuts of up to 25% in UK funding.

Comics joked in support of the protest.

According to Rob Delaney, if everyone who's ever attended a fashion show melted right now, our children would inherit a better world.

"I was going to finally watch the VMA's today but realized it'd just be quicker to insert shards of glass into my brain through my eyeballs," says Sam Grittner.

"Sir, the good news is that your colon looks great. Maybe even the best I've ever seen. The bad news is that I'm just a hobo with a hobby," Trevor Young reported.

After a close vote, the pull-my-finger joke has finally been banned in the Chilean mine--Uncle Dynamite

Just planted some birdseed - how long does it take for the birds to grow?---Eli Braden

I took a bite of a cookie that looked like chocolate chip but it was oatmeal raisin and now there are bodies everywhere--MJ Parisi

There's nothing I enjoy more than when my ex drops by to say hello. Oh, except for everything--MJ Offen

As said by Kanye West, "People tweeted that they wish I was dead...No listen. They wanted me to die people. I carry that. I smile and take pictures through that."