On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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I AM a poet, though, and this seems a pretty good effort to me. I've seen people write way, WAY worse things and be proud of them!
Seriously, this is good.

Posted 1 Month Ago


This poem is ridiculus and stinky. You have destroyed the long before traditions of writing the poems. There are no emotions in it. It is disgusting! Ewww!

Posted 9 Months Ago


Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Just had to say, hilarious.

Posted 1 Year Ago


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Zoe
Haha, truly humorous! A real clever idea. Enjoyed it!

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Tom
Quite fun, in a very poetic way!🤣

Posted 1 Year Ago


You caught my attention with your status, created intrigue with your bio, and sucked me right in with the title of this poem. Love the rhyme scheme, love the humor, and you've got yourself a new fan! :))

Posted 1 Year Ago


AcasualPawn

1 Year Ago

Same here......
this is a hilarious and enjoyable poem. Good flow, good pace....Fantastic!! Well done!

Posted 1 Year Ago


This was a funny poem. I enjoyed it.

Posted 1 Year Ago


This was really amusing and very clever!!!

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