On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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No, not a poet. We are on here to try to encourage all writers young and old. Many are very young and negative reviews discourage them. This sounded somewhat like a commercial I saw some time ago.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 3 people found this review constructive.

JayG

1 Year Ago

Writers write. You can't discourage them or talk them out of it, because it's what they ARE.
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I do not have any criticism to give on this piece. I thought this was funny and well writen. I laughed right off the bat when I read the very first line "Three shots in the pot, before you squat".
Great rhyming, 100/100 from me.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Umm....Awsome? My grin slowly increased, until a most releaving chuckle helped end this witty piece.

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I wish more writing did what this short poem does. People poo, our lives are disgusting more than they are angelic and writing so often omits or disintegrates the fullness of our lives, however mundane. What a lovely, disgusting, honest snapshot. Thank you, I would love nothing more than to read more!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Haha funny. Technically speaking, it doesn't stink. :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Perfect. You're a poet...because poetry isn't about rhyme or reason or following someone's preset guidelines for archaic perfection. It's about connecting with readers. Drawing a smile or a tear. It's about touching heartstrings, and tickling bellies. It's about pushing the boundaries. Kudos, JayG. Kudos on a poem well done!

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Haha..lol! This was very funny. You are a poet, every bit! Good, simple rhyme schemes. Yo..you definitely PAINTED the picture, haha!!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

haha......this was good......
you might not be a poet.......this may not be a poem......but this disgusting piece did make me smile........
all i can say is.....it did not stink.....
good job....plunger!!!
:)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Cute write, it does have a flow though. nicely written

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Haha this is simple and perfect. It made me laugh and who doesn't love to laugh? Thank you! I should keep my plunger under the sink come to think of it..

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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