Speed Dial

Speed Dial

A Poem by SyberRose
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Speed Dial

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My husband has me on speed dial
His secretary's name is the same
Sometimes he calls me by mistake
always pushing the wrong button
 for goodness sakes...
So whenever the phone rings once;
 I know it is just him
calling his secretary...
Im glad I like her and her husband
or I would think he is having an affair;
So with her speed dial I gladly share.

 

©SyberRose

 

 

© 2013 SyberRose


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SyberRose
Thank you for taking time to read.

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That is funny - speed dial on any phone can have some interesting consquences.

Congratulations, again, on placing in the contest...

Posted 10 Years Ago


SyberRose

10 Years Ago

Thank you Dianne dear...glad you liked it...SyberRose
ooh yes, it could be a bit tricky if you didn't know her..lol

Posted 10 Years Ago


SyberRose

10 Years Ago

Yes for sure haa. thanks dear
awe thats sweet to hear I like that

Posted 10 Years Ago


SyberRose

10 Years Ago

Thank you tate...glad you enjoyed.
this was so amusing...I almost pee'd my pants. Do you ever make the coffee? Or is that the job of his secretary? lol

Posted 11 Years Ago


SyberRose

11 Years Ago

Actually he makes me coffee every morning...yes I have alot of stories about him.
Thank you fo.. read more
Muse

11 Years Ago

lol, too funny
Speed dial,priest ,lawyer,vet, candy store all at the touch of a phone,
Yes E T phone home,
New world...

Posted 11 Years Ago


SyberRose

11 Years Ago

It sure is... thank you for peeking in again Lee.
I really like that. I like that you have used humor in your writing.

Posted 11 Years Ago


SyberRose

11 Years Ago

Thank you Deborah...I only wrote one other one with humor and its called The oversexed Spider ha...s.. read more
Deborah

11 Years Ago

Yes, I have lived in Chester since 1980. And Boothwyn, is not that far away. You know I really lov.. read more
SyberRose

11 Years Ago

yes its the best one for sure..I love it here...nice to meet you.
This made me smile! A little slice of your life, poetically shared. Good thing you're not the suspicious type! Thanks for sharing!

Posted 11 Years Ago


SyberRose

11 Years Ago

Its a good thing I like her ha...thanks Rita.
cute piece, that has to be confusing...

just as long as it doesn't ring once, you accidentally pick it up without thinking and he says "hello honey!"

Posted 11 Years Ago


SyberRose

11 Years Ago

Well I never answer the phone anyway...I always let the voicemail get it. ha

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Added on April 23, 2013
Last Updated on May 3, 2013
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SyberRose
SyberRose

VA



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