An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...

An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Upon Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship...

Dear Aliens,

I'm sorry for saying things from Star Trek to communicate with you (In my defense I didn't realize you spoke English),

I'm sorry that when you picked me up to bring me to your ship I went phsyco and pulled off a part of your ship,

I'm sorry that I used it like a baseball bat and tried to murder you all,

I'm sorry that when you attached me to the table-like-thingy I screamed and broke all the windows,

I'm sorry that I puked all over the mother ship because I was terrified,

I'm sorry that I peed on one of your friends (It looks like a toilet, not another alien to a human),

I'm sorry that I control pannel when I threw the remote at it because you didn't have Cartoon Network,

I'm sorry that I threw your belongings out the windows I broke (I got bored!),

I'm sorry that I put a trail of ketchup leading to the women's restroom (hehehe),

I'm sorry that I bashed the lights out with that part I pulled off of your ship in the begining,

I'm sorry that I set the parachutes on fire,

 

The thing I'm MOST sorry for was that I was so horrible you had to drop me back off at Earth...

Author's Note

I was bored(:

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[Tiffany Elise]

*That I broke the control pannel...