Musings of a fireplace

Musings of a fireplace

A Story by Tony Jordan
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Creative writing

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The anthracite 
is strong in this one
Thought the Sith fireplace
Burns like a light-sabre through butter 
Much better than the old logs 
Especially Jame's Kirks - they were full of crap
This new coal helped me create...
I created Luke...luke-warm water
 with the heat of my fiery temperament
The emperor is a constant companion-set
since I became the hottest ticket here.
He even gave me a grate name
Yes...I like being called 
Hearth Vader !!

© 2017 Tony Jordan


Author's Note

Tony Jordan
utter tosh
Captcha - Butanol hahaha

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You just gotta laugh at the serious story behind this story, That Luke warm, was just to good to be true.
As for beam me up Scotty. Scotty really should have retorted. What the f**k you doing down there in the first place. Though Hearth Vader. You don't want him visiting you anytime soon. lol

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

Haha - now that's the Scotty I would have loved Simon Pegg to have brought out in his portrayal - a .. read more



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You carried this off quite nicely, Tony.
Entertainment most creative!

Posted 6 Years Ago


i am always amazed at your depths, twists and turns. one would need a pick-ax with helmet and light to explore the depths of you and still need a ticket ...

Posted 6 Years Ago


You are a Word-Master! Crack me up every time....Star Trek to Star Wars to "Luke Warm-water" and "Hearth Vader"- priceless humor! Caprain Kirk would throw a coronary! Love your wit and humor. Thank you for this my friend!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Being a renegade, I've never watched any of the Star Wars movies, so I'm not fully plugged in to your every clever reference . . . but even with limited background to draw from, I totally love your amazing word play in this poem! I have the ultimate admiration for imaginations that can combine the idea of a fireplace and this movie series. Who thinks of stuff like this? It's amazing to me, a more straightforward & linear writer. The "luke . . . lukewarm" . . . and "grate name" are just a couple of your playful word craftings (((HUGS)))

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

BG - you didnt miss much. I take the stand you did back then, these days with Game Of Thrones and th.. read more
barleygirl

6 Years Ago

Yes, it's the special effects that bore me about these types of movies. I want to be personally enga.. read more
yuk yuk! ;) ah what fun it is to laugh and sing ..our writing block tonight eh!? and how dare you diss Luke ... i will just sign myself C4H10O better know as
captcha E.
yuk yuk yuk

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

Hahah ! I see what you did there. Very sharp my chemical brother lol.
Go raibh maith agat :))
Einstein Noodle

6 Years Ago

do fáilte mo dheartháir
May The Force be with you. A very creative piece that speaks of our fondness on childhood characters we watched and enjoyed tremendously as you have just done. You creativity is limitless...:)..............

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

And may it always be with you Sami.
You're too kind Sir.
(hugs)
Sami Khalil

6 Years Ago

You are welcome....:::))))
Yeah, but good utter tosh! You have used words cleverly. I only saw and heard glimpses of these things as my children followed them on telly, but I thought your poem made sense , even though I probably did not get all the references. I like sitting by the fireside anyway!

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

And we don't get all the heat, light or warmth of the fire GAA but it doesn't mean we can't enjoy it.. read more
Great Aunt Astri

6 Years Ago

I got fidgety, sitting in the garden. Too much relaxation is not a good thing!
Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

lol - I wish my legs would learn to relax - blooming RLS is doing my head in - hahaa
Hi Tony,

Quite the clever piece here...

Nicely done, you!

Alisa

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

Thank you for indulging my immature bent Alisa.
:))
witty and clever Tony, is this from the captain's log?
May the force be with you!

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

The captain's log is always in 'motion' mate.
May the Delhi belly never be with you.
I understood the Hearth Vader bit..

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

6 Years Ago

The whole thing is basically stretching that take on the name to the nth degree, to my shame Em, lol.. read more

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