Midnight Princess

This is a rewrite of one of my old favorites called "The Date" I changed it around for better flow. That and I got no ideas for anything new right now

Came upon the midnight princess

The weirdest chick I'd met

Goth black dress eyes glowing red 

A ghost white skinned brunette 

Midnight princess was a vampire

her coven she was head

I said that's a sweet deal lady

You want some garlic bread

She stared at me like I was lunch 

I did my gaming tricks 

You wanna see my tattoo baby 

A big a*s crucifix

A waiter approached our table 

fear flashed across his face

I said never stare into her eyes

or she will give you chase

All she wanted was red Merlot

She never took a sip 

She just eyed up everybody 

licking her blood red lips

The manager asked us to leave

for shaking up his staff

and the patrons were complaining 

about her evil laugh 

We drove around until I thought 

How bout a tan salon 

I figured I'd save a couple bucks

I had a free coupon 

I said her white a*s needed color 

She said she'd strike me blind

She'd rip my tongue out of my face 

for being unrefined 

She was getting mean and bitchy 

I made some wise a*s crack 

I asked if she was friends with any

nymphomaniacs 

I was trying to get her laughing 

She didn't feel that way

I insulted midnight princess

I was going to pay 

She called upon her minions 

pulled out a dagger knife

When suddenly it dawned on me

I'm playing with my life 

I ran out of that tanning joint

and jumped into my truck 

Bats were swarming from the lobby 

I thought my a*s is fucked

I tore out of the parking lot 

Flew up a one way street

I looked over and there she was

in the passenger seat

I prayed oh mother Mary f**k balls 

I'm in a slip knot noose

She glared into my ghost white face

said Take me home you d****e 

I drove her to a black castle 

I'd never seen before

All she said was lose my number  

Got out and slammed the door

I didn't get vampire p***y 

Didn't get that chick in bed

I just thank my lucky stars

She didn't kill me dead 

Author's Note

An oldie now a new and improved goody. Have a blast kids

Reviews

[Draven]

Well, I'm in trouble again for uncontrollable laughter in the classroom, but it was so worth it.

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Mark that was a write fore sure, almost seem as a movie reading into all the image. Did a great job.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jon

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Welcome Mark

[Leigh]

Certainly a dangerous woman to have dealings with, which would make it more exciting at the time, surviving the aftermath is the trick. I like the inclusion and use of the word minions, also the big a*s crucifix reminds me of The Exorcist!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thans for stopping by Leigh. It's good to hear from you

[Leigh]

You are always welcome

[Annabelle Lee]

I prayed oh mother Mary f**k balls
I'm in a slip knot noose
She glared into my ghost white face
said Take me home you d****e

Lol Ricochet's driving away the dead ones, now ;) Goodun.

[Baby Ricochet]

The undead ones. Thanks annabelle

[Kenaz]

You always seem to make me laugh with these ones. I especially liked the bit about garlic bread haha

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Shaquana Adams]

This made me laugh. It made me think of high school guys and how they would probably like this poem. :)

-QuanaWana

[Baby Ricochet]

yep. That's my level

[KeeD]

The date was the first poem i read by you and that was it, I knew I was going to be a life long fan of your work. This rework on the date is super cool. Not sure if typo or intentional but is it big a*s crucifix or meant to be bis? I absolutely love this piece if I ever get to teach people how to write creative poetry this would definitely be a leading example oh how to use creativity and humor.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh crap. Thanks for pointing it out. I fixed it. Thanks for stopping by Keegan. It's always a pleasure to hear from you.

[Tim]

Always an entertaining read from you Ric. ha The flow is smooth throughout and your style is uniquely intact. Great poem.

(Relic)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Autumn

[Sami Khalil]

A poem that puts smiles on faces joy sitting in the passenger seat watching the events...lol
Excellent fun and satire...:)...

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:).....................

[MsJewel]

LOL! Love the garlic bread line BR. You have to watch out for those red lipped, merlot drinking ladies....

:) Julie

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure