Drag Queens

A quick write based on Observations from going to drag queen bingo. Those girls can smell homophobia at the door and when they do, you're they're little b***h. It's hysterically fun to watch.

Drag queens have some king cojones

when they're in your face

They could care less what you think

about their time or place 

Tougher than a pack of pit bulls

dressed up in spiky heels 

Drag queens are some bad a*s b*****s

you don't want to deal 

A gang of dudes dressed up like Divas

is gonna get some s**t 

Drag queens have had it up to here 

and they can deal with it 

Drag queens know how to handle hate

They'll play you for a fool 

Be talking bullshit at their show 

They'll take your a*s to school 

So when you go to drag queen bingo

leave homophobes at home 

Once drag queens catch the scent of fear

They won't leave you alone

Author's Note

Drag Queen bingo is fun, and you get jello shots when the jello shot letters get called.

Reviews

[Gaurav Walia]

Hats off, sir.. Brilliant work... thanks for sharing.

[ANTO]

laughing here BR - pit bulls jello shot-calllers - its sound as dangerous as some of your postings overseas.

Great craic !
Have you won anything but?

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Anto

[MAD ENGLISHMAN]

Sounds like a great night out.
I've not heard of anything similar over here.
Not sure I'd be welcome. Don't think I could hold back from laughing.
Too old to understand I guess.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A most telling and truthful piece that speaks well of the giants!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas

[Max64]

Thats some pretty amazing stuff. And living in Japan, I at times think there is nothing left to see that is new. Great imagery and plays on words ... Draq Quen Cojones. Funny too. I think the phrase "when you go to drag queen bingo leave homophobes at home" should be a song title or perhaps a B&W Film Noir. Thank you for sharing.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's a great idea

[AprilRN1210]

will have you laughing your a*s off, always there when you need, and will rip the wig off anyone who dares mess with one of "their own"... so emotionally driven, caring, and feisty... entertaining, lively, and endearing... truly fun to be had when in their presence and light in your life if blessed enough to have one as a friend... entertaining, humorous write.. I giggled:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Drag queens are always fun. Thanks for stopping by april

[KeeD]

Lol for some reason I feel very intimated by drag queens :D They're statuesque personas!

[Baby Ricochet]

Usually they're just funny. Thanks Keegan

[ur_ginger_girl]

This is really good. It flows well, and it's funny. Lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ginger

[Joe_VILOT_]

hah sounds freaky i'll pass well nowhere i steered clear of that drama
the poem was superb never thought such a topic could be funny and fluent
well you pulled it of well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Ruth]

I have some friends who are drag queens, damn best people I know lol x

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes they are. Thanks Ruth