Get Out Of Our Park

Get Out Of Our Park

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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For s***s and giggles

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They threw me out of Sea World 
I had a harpoon gun 
I said hey where's the shark tank at 
I did it just for fun 

They beat my a*s at Disney world 
For hitting on Snow White 
The seven dwarfs ganged up on me
It wasn't a fair fight 

And then the scene at Bush Gardens 
I drank a tub of beer
I had to wrestle Alligators 
When I fell off their pier 

They said I put on quite a show 
But bounced me on my a*s
They took away my souvenirs 
and tore up my free pass 

Universal Studios 
I'm not allowed to enter 
Then there was the incident 
Way down at Epcot center 

I put on a Nazi Uniform 
and marched in their parade 
I yelled SIEG HIEL at the cops 
and stormed their barricade 

Those tazers really f*****g hurt 
They barbequed me good 
I still get letters from the lawyers 
Stay away is understood 

I steer clear of theme parks now 
They say it's for the best 
I'm really only laying low
Before my next arrest 

© 2014 Baby Ricochet



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This is hilarious...Quite adventurous and rather reckless.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Hah! Sorry Im so like you BR! Hellraiser that you are. My hellraisin days are over thank the lord.
This was reminiscent of the great Doc Wood - he always made me smile and this one induced a similar facial aspect lol.
Picturing you with Snow Whites mates hanging off your tri/bi's and deltoids mate - very witty soldier!!!

Posted 2 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

2 Years Ago

lol! Thanks Anto
Bahahahahahahahaha! That is awesome. I can't say I've ever been kicked out or banned from a theme park, but I can say that for many bars and stores...lol

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Briana
hahahaha very entertaining. and after these past few days I needed entertaining

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks Annabelle
A very entertaining read...

They beat my a*s at Disney world
For hitting on Snow White
The seven dwarfs ganged up on me
It wasn't a fair fight

It's tough to do funny writes and you are a writer who does it so well.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Divya
The only thing that could possibly ever make this any better is if these stories were true. Thanks for the laugh

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

thanks for stopping by
i know how hard it is, being replaced
shame it is replacing great with silliness

Posted 3 Years Ago


Cara

3 Years Ago

great poem, i loved it :D
Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by
This has GOT to be my favorite of yours ever.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Corset
Very witty and funny write BR! Thanks for sharing it!

-CW

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks Cody
Absolutely hilarious romp! Love the rhythm and rhyme and the tongue in cheek humor. Very clever work. Lydi**

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Lydia

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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