I Scream for Ice Cream

shytes & giggles sort of....

I used to love your body, 

but now you're over the top

and your spirit ain't so hot

sick of your 'tude, 

'get with the program'

you keep telling me my a*s is 'too fat'

I need to get out there and on the spot

run and sweat my tush off just for you

sorry, you ain't that superb in the sack

you can't get close enough to dance

not to mention, your nuts have shrunk

your big fat ego gets in the way of bliss

I'd rather eat a fattening ice cream sundae

it certainly gives me more satisfaction!      

                                                                     

Reviews

[Deron Alexis]

damn this dude certainly got som heez gonna need some icecream to heal that ego burn XD and yes large egos usually shrink your nuts or so I've heard
this was very funny i loved it saw the title and the writer on my homepage and started laughing from there
oh by the way this guy's an idiot there is no way in heaven or earth an a*s can be too fat

[Frieda P]

ha they do! Okay that made me laugh, you only saw my name and cracked up! ha I love you! :-)

[Pax]

hahaha... clever as you are my friend...
a Moose Tracks will brighten your day....
well done...

[Frieda P]

As it has, also made me hyper as a woodchuck on Echinacea. :-)

[CS]

Uhm......LMFAO :) I hate shrunken nuts on my ice cream sundae!!

[Frieda P]

hahahaha :-D

[KAOlmsted]

This one feels a little rushed to me...like maybe you could have been more clever with the rhyming bits if you'd have slowed it down a touch. As a rant, though, it's pretty good. But, I know how smart you are, and how talented a writer, and I feel I would be disingenuous if I told you anything other than, meh, it's okay.

xoxo

[Frieda P]

I love an honest smack in the butt...
could you do it again please ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

Bend over, baby ;-)

[Frieda P]

woooooo that woke me up but good! ;-P

[KAOlmsted]

;-)

[s y e]

Ooooooft! This was so funny!
Read this when I came out of my exam and literally laughed out loud. Teachers now think I'm mental! Lol. Aw well, I am crazy too! We all know that I'm crazy. Hehe.

Nicely done! xox

[Frieda P]

How'd you do on your exam Einstein? ;-) We're all nutters, you fit right in! xo

[s y e]

Maths was on Monday and went ok. I guess... Hard
Computing was today and was good :-). Ha, Einstein my butt!

Haha, I do right. Don't I? But your gorgeous and crazy. ;-)

[Frieda P]

OMG my head just swelled to the size of Texas! ;-P

[s y e]

Bahahaha. Funnaaay and gorgeous AND talented! Damn girl! Haha

[KeeD]

Hahaha what a 'cool' way to 'burn' someone :P
I like fat asses and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face
You get sprung!
If you wanna work that a*s, Work it on me LOL.. I'll gladly buy you all the ice cream you want after. Fun, Provocative write also showing 0 fooks given. Unicorn Pride.

[Frieda P]

ha unicorn pride, good one Kee, you make me laugh hon ;-)

[KeeD]

:P aren't you suppose be like "BEHAVE" :P

[Frieda P]

pfft do I look like I'm gonna tell you to behave sweetie? lol

[KeeD]

< 3 I don't know about all that all I know is you look and write beautiful

[Frieda P]

Awh MWAH why aren't there any older guys like you around? ;-)

[DIVYA]

Me slave and you snore from your fat belly??? Not done.
Thanks Frieda...sometimes you wrap it all up so well. We are saved that effort!
Every word is wicked and well-deserved.
Sometimes it's great to be a bia-tch!
A true fav...!

[Frieda P]

Sot it is, yes indeed my friend. ;-)

[DIVYA]

;)

[Ahmad Cox]

Hehe I have to admit when I saw this poem somehow I got this image of those buffed and pumped up bozos at pismo beach

[Frieda P]

Never been but I know what you mean...

[Eve]

Hahaha, wow. Geez, I feel bad for the guy this was written for! :P This was reallt interesting, and amusing. Nice write. :P

[Frieda P]

What? Poor guy? ;-P

[Eve]

Haha, yep. :P

[Frieda P]

Went to check out your stuff and there's nothing there? You forget why you're here? ;-)

[Eve]

Haha, no, my laptop is down, so I'm using my phone and it won't let me post stuff, btu as soon as I get my laptop fixed I will be posting stuff. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lets get a Sundae made out of Chocolete and gin

[Frieda P]

Never had a gin one before, but have had it with Kahlua yummy....

[LA Lorena]

too funny. pass the icecream, and hold the nuts!

[Frieda P]

I know, why didn't I think of that...