Funny Kids Poems!!!

well there's three funny kids poems i wrote .. their supose to be fun and funny ones .... hope you like them

my funny kids poems !!

　

　

　

Clumsy Young Boy named Jordan,

There once was a fellow named Jordan,

Whose dad never taught him how to go swimming,

He decided to fall of a dock one day,

And He sunk like a rock,

Oh no,

Now thats the end of poor old Jordan.

The end,

　

By: Jennifer Little

　

　

　

　

　

A visit to the dentist,

There once was a girl named Sill,

Who was afraid of the sight of a drill,

She would always brush everyday,

So her dentist would say,

“You’r teeth look perfect, “

So no need for a bill.

At least I didn’t have to drill,

Sill had the most perfect teeth that he has ever saw.

　

The end,

BY:Jennifer Little

　

　

There was an old women from Peru,

　

There was an old women from Peru,

da Dum da da Dum da da Dum,

Who dreamed she was eating her shoe,

da Dum Dum da da Dum,

She had woke in the night,

da da Dum da da Dum

and And fount out it was quite true,

da Dum da da Dum da da Dum

The end,

　

BY:Jennifer Little

Reviews

[oxo]

i love the third one. it made me smile. one popular limerick, you turned it into something really funny, even funnier than the original. da Dum da da Dum da da Dum

[Tomislav Petricevic]

The second one and the third one are exactly how they should be, funny and interesting, but the first one kinda surprised me. I mean, it is funny, but more like black humour, I don't think it's appropriate for kids. But I love black humour, so I think it's great. Anyways, good job!

[Pencrafter]

Those are funny poems. I like being entertained by what I read. I don't enjoy reading about how bad the world is; I can see that on the news. You obviously enjoyed writing those verses and it shows. When we can transfer our emotions to the page, that is a successful writing. Good job.

[SlightlyOdd]

These were great funny to keep it up

[AK]

Cute and sweet! I loved the rhyming scheme in it! Great write!

[misscb]

Very cute and funny... Made me giggle... Great job... Well done!!!

[Starrleena Magyck]

Quite interesting...and funny....

[Kenneth S.]

I smiled here.

[Danielle Starr]

funny and sweet. that made my day!

[Aianarie]

Very cute and funny! Reminded me of Shel Silverstein's works. :-)