Kerberos

A college student who rules his college by f*****g college ruled notebooks for a living.

Actually, a college student who reads the s**t out of Ray Bradbury and Philip K Dick for the absence of a living. And occasionally tries to scribble on paper. I won't try to be too obnoxiously humble and say that I suck at writing, but I haven't earned my bragging rights yet. Help me get my certificate in "I think more clearly than you fuckers" and maybe make a modicum of impact on some people. Thanks for reading this s**t, you've earned a Celestial Jesus point and you can probably redeem it at the Celestial Snack Bar in Heaven or some s**t like that.