Lady Emergency

They call me Bowties; I suggest not asking why, because I'm not quite sure myself. I live in the land of 10,000 lakes, Malls of America, and giant cherries in spoons; winter starts in October and ends in April here, then proceeds to climb to 100 degrees before you can ask where Waldo is. Don't ask me if I say, "Yah, you betcha." I'm not Canadian.
I'm one of the happiest, violent and depressing people you will ever meet. I have no religion, and am straight as a lampost. I'm not prejudice to anyone, nor do I care or have a problem with your orientation, beliefs or whatever, but if it becomes my problem, I tend to care and get very angry at you.
I'm a rebel to society in general, yet am forced to comply with it because then I will either be in jail, shunned by the general human population, in an insant asylum, or just a hobo on the streets. Most of us are kind of in boxes, whilst the world ships us off to different places. My box has a huge, gaping hole in it that society tries to ducttape closed, which is really a lost cause, due to the fact that I keep gnawing through it. ;D
I'm a Nerdfighter, geek, writer, artist, cleaning-product sniffer, barefooted fiend, photographer, b***h, lover, fighter, art enthusiast, library hater, book lover, 80's hater, Twilight Fangirl serial killer and hitler-child.
I write the chapters starring Lady Emergency on The Gory Games, which is a ten-person collab story project about a writer's guild called The Gory Details, which actually exists via the internet a few crazy teenagers. Wanna know more about TGD/Join us? Talk to me. ;D