Hapless Tiki

For over 15 years I've thought of myself as 'a writer', but in those years I've produced approximately squat (in more ways than one). It's time for a little less aspiration and a little more perspiration. Break out the bourbon, sharpen the Sharpie, hatch down the hatches and let's get this done.

Looking to meet some other writers here online; camaraderie, inspiration, instigation, collaboration. If you're interested in symbols and how they are aptly combined to achieve interesting purposes, feel free to contact me somehow, or at least check out some of my stuff.

I would also be happy to review the work of others, though I have less patience than some for the sophomoric. Do not expect the typical online omni-benevolence...

By virtue of reading this line, you are hereby ordained a Discordian Pope. Congratulations.