Pork Chopkins

21-year-old college student at a backwater tech school. Finally got a major: I'm going into Music Management and Production this year; I'm pretty stoked about that. I specialize in drabbly, stream-of-conscience absurdist, dark comedy of the science fiction, and pseudo-fantasy variety. I draw a lot of inspiration of music (largely from the Grunge and Indie scenes of the 1990's) and there's a lot of obscure musical references in my work. I try to review other peoples work as much as I can, especially if they've reviewed something of mine... but it doesn't always happen... so don't be too insulted if I don't get back to you in a timely manner (my attention span is pretty short). I love writing prose, but I don't really like poetry... at all... you can blame my seventh and eighth grade English teachers for that.