Pork Chopkins
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Jonas Hartley, the Census Bureau, and the 12-Ton M..A Book by Pork ChopkinsOnce upon a time in Iowa, there as a sexually-questionable boy with had several smart-a*s friends and a mother who suffered from PTSD and they all spe.. |
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01A Chapter by Pork ChopkinsTwo young boys and a self-entitled lesbian talk about their respective tastes in women on the way home from school one day. |
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02A Chapter by Pork ChopkinsJonas joins his wreck-of-a-mother, hiding in the basement for fear that government workers are out to get her. Meanwhile, his fifteen-year-old sister.. |
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AbortionsA Book by Pork Chopkins20-year-old college student returns to his hometown in southern Ohio after his first year of college, and deals with a number of bizarre circumstances.. |
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Oh Comely (Part I)A Chapter by Pork ChopkinsToby--George's friend from college who's visiting him--gets his first glimpse of the intoxicating alluring Comely Sprague. |
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Betty & the Tremendous LeachA Chapter by Pork ChopkinsFlower child Betty Roots finds it hard to love absolutely all of Mother Nature's creatures when she awakes to find a giant leech on her doorstep. |
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Fourteen LaxativesA Chapter by Pork ChopkinsToby OD's on Exlax |
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Sweet CommunistA Chapter by Pork ChopkinsYou should be nice to telemarketers... some of them are coked-up, gun-toting communists. |
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Sharing Your BedA Chapter by Pork ChopkinsGeorge and Toby's romantically platonic relationship explained... kind of. |
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Georgetown Transgender BeatdownA Chapter by Pork ChopkinsIn a town where one George can beat the s**t out of another George and then get a sex change all in the same year... |
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