Randy Johnson : Writing

Santa Gone Bad

Santa Gone Bad

A Poem by Randy Johnson


It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse.That fatso stole everything that..
Two Classic Doctor Who Episodes

Two Classic Doctor Who Episodes

A Story by Randy Johnson


The Doctor Who episode "The Deadly Assassin" was famous for two things. It was the only Classic Doctor Who episode where The Doctor wasn't traveling w..
Sarah Sutton's Birthday

Sarah Sutton's Birthday

A Story by Randy Johnson


Today is Sarah Sutton's 59th Birthday. She was born on December 12, 1961 and she's a British actress. She starred as "Nyssa" in 13 episodes of the cla..
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Dedicated to Agnes M. Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on March 6, 2013.
The Late Sean Connery

The Late Sean Connery

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO SEAN CONNERY (1930-2020) WHO DIED ON OCTOBER 31, 2020.
Pray About Possible Cheating

Pray About Possible Cheating

A Story by Randy Johnson


If you believe that the democrats cheated to elect Joe Biden, you should pray. If his victory was unfair, God is the only one who can help us now. If ..
Proof of God's Existence

Proof of God's Existence

A Story by Randy Johnson


Certain scientists and non-religious people don't believe in God but I have proof of his existence. In 2002 or 2003, my late mother had terrible arthr..
I'm Frankenstein's Monster

I'm Frankenstein's Monster

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When it comes to Doctor Frankenstein and I, people certainly don't admire us.When Frankenstein built me, he used my brain after I died from the Corona..
Agnes's Grave

Agnes's Grave

A Story by Randy Johnson


My Chihuahua dog died in July. Her name was Agnes and this is a picture of her grave. You may be wondering why I put a door and cinder block on top of..
Women For Trump

Women For Trump

A Story by Randy Johnson


Certain women are going to vote for Donald Trump and this picture proves it. If no women were going to vote for Trump, they wouldn't be making and sel..