Tangerine

Hey, my name is Tangi. I guess I'm just your average girl . . . nevermind, scratch that. I don't think anyone would call me average. Let's see, things about me . . . I love to smash fruit (oranges are best) with my hammer, and I love to write about random things in my life that can get pretty weird sometimes. If predictablility is what you're looking for, then congratulations! You came to the wrong place! As a free gift, you've won 10,000 Korean Won* (equivalent to $9.84 USD)!



*Offer is not valid unless you review all my writings, can do a perfect Soulja Boy dance, have a driver's license, currently have at least 297 minutes left on your cell phone, have an authentic Dorothy the Dinosaur plushie from the Wiggles Live in concert, and literally have two left feet.