Captain Goldpants

Captain Goldpants

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About Me

It's just ridiculous!
Feb 29, 2008 - Apr 1, 2008


Perennial traveller of the soul and other lost continents. Seeking those of pure heart and fishnet stocking for adventures in sleazy motels and making life like the movie we want it to be. Powerful creators and oh hang on, wrong web site.

I learned to write when I was four. I used to start in the middle of the page and write down, and then start at the top of the page - which infuriated my teacher. I learned to write joined up when I was about six. I stopped writing joined up when I was about eleven.

I write in the most unstructured and messy manner when it comes to sustained work. I write very directly from the heart, with poor regard for structure, rhythm or grammar. As long as it makes SENSE in some way. In fact, even that is no prerequisite. Everything I write is simply by compulsion. I never try and write anything. I never have writers block, because writing is not a chore like taking a morning crap. It is more like f*****g or something, I just have to do it.

The writing I put here has passed no litmus, or check of control. It is feral and has done a runner from quarantine. I hope you enjoy the varying shades of quality. Don't let it bite you, you'll catch something nasty.

Everything I have written here is a true story Something that I have experienced. I kid you not. I don't know any other way to write.

That advert below this is nothing to do with me.


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Posted 8 Years Ago


Ah!!! I have missed you! Nice to see you around for a bit. Just wanted to stop and say hello!

xxoxx

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Posted 8 Years Ago


Good, good! I'm buying a fresh new notebook today as a motivator!

I'll catch up soon, trying to keep in the writing vibe xx

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Posted 8 Years Ago


me, too, shuffling papers to write stories :)

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Posted 8 Years Ago


hello stranger, how are you?

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Posted 9 Years Ago


Your addiction to the cafe did not last long, and yes I know how busy you are, I love you for my birthday present and night out, and for our Blur night, but next time its your suggestion. Forget the cash, I want your suggestion, oh and call me nit wit..... I have a great receipe for butternut squash and goats cheese lasagne I know you will love. The spaghetti moment was amazingly cool Dr Jones. Mx

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Posted 10 Years Ago


Hey, bud!

How's it going?

-R

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Posted 10 Years Ago


Hello hello ..... hows things?

Och, will email you

Mx

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Posted 11 Years Ago


Shall we fight the Zombies tomorrow?

Mx

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Posted 11 Years Ago


I am going to go to get my wand on put a little spell on you (a nice one), I have to tell you that otherwise its against the wiccan rules. Just a little spell by this little witch.

Mx

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Posted 11 Years Ago


Don't feel blue sweetie, and if you are jump on msn and tell me... I don't mind.

And not everyone at this end of the UK small minded, duh. But I know what you mean, when I was down under the one thing I realised is that humanity does exist, and I changed for the better. Theres hope.

Wow Zombies really, excellent, do you have any old vinyl we can throw at them?

Mx