Captain Goldpants : Writing

Devil's Avocado

Devil\\\'s Avocado

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is for Julia, an expert avocado lover.
Salad Days

Salad Days

A Story by Captain Goldpants


Dilapidated houses, butch lesbians and... salad.
Holy Swollen Vortex

Holy Swollen Vortex

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


Taking a ride on my rocket ship... to the stars! A tale of a bawdy astronaut...
Foray for Anne

Foray for Anne

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


Yes, I dreamt of you last night My thoughts you deeply invaded I dreamt of you in panties too Not quite, but nearly naked I was kissing your thi..
Rainbow Bridge

Rainbow Bridge

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


When love, however painful, transcends the ordinary, egoic and physical
Break Me

Break Me

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


You tried to break me you tried to make me break you you tried to create me you made it all blue you little girl going down to the riverbank y..
Angel Sally

Angel Sally

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


I met an angel called Sally she eased my pain We swam in the sea at midnight in moonlight the circling gaze of lighthouse Byron caressed the bod..
Flaw

Flaw

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is a little dark, maybe. It is about that point when you really love someone, and they love you, but you cannot bridge the gap of crap (as I cal..
Fake on

Fake on

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


She's got her fake on those leather boots and ripped denim skirt she's looking in the eye but she's talking to the sky wide open all the same ..
I shout!

I shout!

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is simply a narrative of a walk I took across Clapham Common one summer. I was walking to a friends house and on reaching his front door, demand..