Captain Goldpants
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Mental CasesA Poem by Captain GoldpantsHaving lunch in a dodgy café in Camden, London |
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Younge JackA Poem by Captain GoldpantsA younge rapscallion named Jack Sat on the edge of a sack Flat was the sack upon which Jack sat Tit over arse, front land flat Jack felt a right t.. |
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Lady GodivaA Poem by Captain GoldpantsThere was a young lady called Godiva, Who thought she'd lost her horse Delighted squeals revealed the eels between her legs but when she looked dow.. |
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My grey legged oxA Poem by Captain GoldpantsFrom an English translation of an African folk story, and then condensed by me� |
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A meeting of minds and mind outs!A Poem by Captain GoldpantsDedicated to Ivor Cutler |
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Dressed like Pete DohertyA Poem by Captain GoldpantsHanging out in Camden |
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BangsA Poem by Captain GoldpantsAn experience in that moment when time becomes meaningless� |
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MermaidA Poem by Captain GoldpantsI met a fair maid on the beach of a foreign shore but a lady she was, I was not sure for where legs, counting two, should have been silver scales a.. |
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Her Secret PlaceA Poem by Captain GoldpantsA tale of menstruation and infidelity |
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When you woke this morningA Poem by Captain GoldpantsWhen you woke this morning You must have wondered What that space was Between your legs Well it wasn’t me |
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