KC

Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice [insert synthetic sound that has no written counterpart]

I jest, I jest. My name is Kristen, I'm 19 and employed by the United States navy. Have a myspace? www.myspace.com/kcpony

Currently single, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm available. A little spacey, but not stupid. Very much into movies, books, human nature, and music. But not really in that order. I consider myself a sort of neo-hippie, but I've never touched drugs. Passionate, but never been kissed. Just generally a mess of contradictions.

Note: If you're not going to be helpful when (if) you review, please refrain from reviewing at all. I don't like to be fed fluff and nonsense. I've been writing since I could hold a pencil, so I'm experienced enough to know that there is always something wrong with every piece I put out. There's just the small matter of you, kind reviewer, pointing it out and coaching me on how to fix it. I'm tough, I can handle it. I swear. Pinkie swear, in fact. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

Anyway, if you have a specific piece you want reviewed please don't hesitate to ask. I'll oblige every time. Return of the favor not required.

I'm a self-confessed unpoet. I don't really know anything about what makes a poem good. Most of mine are extremely old and still have that sort of "matchy, perfect rhyming" mentality. Still, I'm loathe to get rid of them. You don't throw away your kid just because it has autism do you? Least, I hope you don't.