WriterSki7

My name is Writer. I write because I write. To you, I am nothing more than a figment of the imagination; merely words on a screen. To others I can be more; good or bad is entirely up to you. I write becuase i write, and there is nothing you can do to alter this fact. It is as inevitable as death itself.

Okay I'm back and i got some rules. Let me walk you through them ^_^

First: Due to the "Review me but i won't review you back" policy everyoen here on writerscafe seems to have, i will not be accepting any more read requests. If you want me to read something get of your butt and send me a message asking me to review it. If i like what i see, I'll keep up with it and keep reviewing. If not, I'll do what i was asked and move on.

Second:
I prefer Stories over Poems. Poetry has grown bland for me. I read it and all it is anymore is someone writing about how they're "happy/sad/mad/confused/lost/perverted/dimented beyond all reason/soemthing/insert favorite 4-letter word here" about "Love/not being in love/being in love/something about love/something about life/something about lack of life/death/zombies/Santa Claus/Chuck Norris/instert another favorite 4-letter word here"
Seriously, it's without end. If you're feelnig something, about something, somebody somewhere sometime has, unfortunately, already written about it. Sorry folks; humanity is complex; but not that complex.

THird: Despite the above two points i will review work not requested due to "respect of the author/I happened to google it and like it/I think you need mental help/I'm bored". If you didn't want me to review it THEN WHY THE @#$% DID YOU PUT IT HERE YOU @#$%^&* @#$%^&* of a @#@$%^-@#$%^& YOU @#$%^!!! I MEAN C'MON!?!? REALLY!?!? ARE YOU @#$%^&* KIDDING ME!?!?!? DON'T POST IT HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT IT REVIEWED!!!

Get it? Are we clear? Good. Glad we understand one another. Oh and Enjoy; I might not be the best but im told i have quite the knack for action/dialogue/Erotica (hate sex? don't read. I warn you ahead of time) so feel free to leave a review. As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. Or girl; or homo, alien, dog, trannie, insert favorite 4-letter word here. I don't judge. Really. Well i do, but only if asked XD Enjoy yourself now.

Sincerely,
Writer