The Sots Progress.A Poem by RonIdle observations of a Bar Fly at a Victorian Manor House Ball. Atitudes to class and drinking alcohol remain the same today.
Previous Version This is a previous version of The Sots Progress.. Oh! The marchioness has staggered in, lovely girl, but full of gin. With her sweet daughter Alice May ; her livers large with chardonnay! And the Reverend Charles Devine, reeling on communion wine. Now the bawdy Charles De Vere, brandy smiles from ear to ear!
Here too the sportsman Rupert Loch fresh from downing scotch on scotch. How the dancing teacher twirls the room, just consumed a beer lagoon! Is that tea total Lady Roach? Keeps champagne inside her coach! "Oh darling Lady Meers-Connaught, do accept this quart of port!"
What a junket! Best of dances! Mighty sea of drinking glasses. Goodness it's the Earl of Scrope! Expelled from the "Band of Hope." "Georgous Countess Hyacinth!" Impotent now I blame absinthe! Here's Giles the waiter how austere! Alcoholic I do hear.
Never, never give a glass to the febrile working class!
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