Kindergarten-Cop: Flames

A vignette about a retiring intelligence-man seeking escape-IQ, gem-shows, and sportsmanship in Calgary...for distance!

Last tale, inspired by Kindergarten Cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger). Enjoy, 

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Amlan Satan works with blood-diamond interceptions but is retiring in Calgary to become an executive of the Flames organization during the Stanley Cup games against Edmonton, a real success-story about the splendors of modern sportsmanship!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm excited to become a Flames-exec and a kindergarten-cop after retiring from 'James Bond' work with Hell.

His girlfriend worries after reading some stories in the magazine and watching on Canadian-TV the tales of diamond Hell and wonders if this 'kindergarten-escape' plan will truly help Satan flee from the world-danger(s) of capitalism advertisements.

FLAMES: We're excited after our first rousing triumph over Edmonton and look forward to continued IQ in sports-journals.

He may distribute all sorts of Calgary action-figures (ice-hockey players!) to his kindergarten students so they'll enjoy the modern 'fruits' of sports-arena cheers and fanfare and apply it to their modern globalism studies about antiterrorism literature/cinema.

AMLAN SATAN: My co-teachers are 'beautiful' and the kids love their lessons about humans/nature and the IQ of life on Earth.

However, all's not Paradise in this retirement-scheme, as Satan has to evade the schemes of the dastardly Hammond (Dr.) and find a way to lure and draw away a Gargoyle of his 'legion' named Jaws and seeks to do so with a train-station safe-box quick-trap trick to outwit his old blood-diamond nemesis in British Columbia and Northern Ireland!

JAWS: That b*****d Satan told me to switch the Sierra-gems in the train-station safe-box with the gems he gave me.

SATAN: While he's doing the unwitting swap and boards the train to 'gift' the value-gems to Hammond, I'll give him a note!

HAMMOND: What the hell is this note, Jaws?
JAWS: Satan swapped the Sierra-gems with gems he gave me for global-transfer reports about insurance monitors.

HAMMOND: What?
JAWS: With the laundered/transferred gems, we'd make some 'new news' in Calgary about diamond-motion traffic.

HAMMOND: That's clever.

KINDERGARTEN-TEACHER (Female-Peer): So, there's 'rumor' that you'd been a 'James Bond' before your new Calgary-life.

SATAN: You're a beautiful woman, and I'm wondering if you'll lure me away from my girlfriend, darling.

TEACHER: I'm serious; I'm suspicious of your legit-vow(s) to the Flames/school, Amlan.

SATAN: Call me Satan!

STUDENT: Mr. Satan ('Amlan') brought in this 'amazing' Fleury-Flames rookie-card in safe-cover for show-and-tell for class-IQ!

DIARY: There's something 'special' about newfound/altered life 'wrought' from the faerie-tales of Calgary's flame(s)!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)