Weyland Offense(s)

A Story by Abishai100

Captain Satan allies with a Xeno-alien (Endymion) on Origae against a "Weyland-offense" casting new ideations of universal daydreams!

A vignette about the mysterious if ambitious sci-fi/horror media franchise (fictional) space-age company Weyland-Yutani Corp. Thanks for reading,

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Weyland company announced its merger with the Yutani firm and promised future space-missions to uncharted planets far from Earth involving possible entanglements with the rather hostile but intelligent dragon-alien species called Xenomorphs would not involve expendable expenditures (human casualties) and laboratory-exercise ambition(s).

The new mission to uncharted planet Origae would send recruited/trained Weyland space-soldier Satan on a lone-light to see if there was some kind of 'diplomacy-IQ' Xenomorph monarch nesting/harbored on the planet, and Satan claimed, "This experience had endeared me to Facebook-chess."

Well, folks, there was indeed a Xenomorph dragon-alien 'monarch' nesting on Origae and he made contact with Weyland space-soldier/driver Satan who, when landed on the uncharted planet, announced the new Weyland-Yutani 'promise' to cease future lab-experiment ambition(s). The alien, named Endymion, revealed that Weyland had indeed intended to continue its casualty-expendable 'agenda' (now in secret!) without disclosure(s) to the public and the Yutani merger was simply a sci-fi media veil for humanity on humbled/ignorant Earth!

SATAN: We board the Weyland vessel that arrives (in secret!) then on Origae together, Endymion, and use my guns to shoot.

ENDYMION: Excellence...we'll 'paint' the exercise in destruction as a 'survival' agenda linked to a (false!) Xeno civil-war.

WEYLAND: So, you and this Xenomorph alien ('Endymion') destroyed the Weyland lab-ship which landed on Origae after you?
SATAN: That's correct; we noticed civil-war entangled Xeno-aliens embroiled against Endymion teeming in the Weyland ship.

WEYLAND: So, you claim you and Endymion had no choice but to 'shoot' your way out of that maelstrom/hellmouth, Captain?

SATAN: That's correct; afterwards, Endymion and I celebrated/unwound with a nice 'stalemate-condition(s)' chess-IQ.

WEYLAND: Excellence...we'll have to think more of future Xeno civil-war entanglement courses for Weyland-Yutani, then!

SATAN: Excellence; we all hope (surely!) this outcourse is a 'good-prescription' for Facebook-chess diagrams of dollars, then.

Captain Satan gladly accepted a Venusian retirement package from Weyland-Yutani and spent his years on the isolated Earth-galaxy planet with his wife (Yale) and wrote cyber-diaries about 'potential conspiracies' linked to lab-science expenditures damaging any potential of human-Xeno exchange(s) for 'real' planetary/universal democracy. He kept his secret with Endymion regarding the Weyland 'agenda' during his days on dreamy Venus.