Mass.-Business {Horseradish}

A Story by Abishai100

A 'clever' business-program minded American using vaudeville-deception to forge a capitalist high-art (ironically) discovers a 'stranger' headiness.

A tale of conscience/insight discovery in commerce-culture, inspired by Soul Man (Steve Miner). Thanks for reading,

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Amlan came up with a deviously delicious plan to obtain admission into a respected American business program/school with a carefully tedious and falsified application-claim that he'd been a 'lifelong fan' of the mysticism concept of vaudevillian ventriloquism and its reflection on the social-media/net culture of 'imagined' alias-utilitarian 'identity-casting' behavior as a form of society/network facilitation for 'commerce-life fantasy' worthy of the ornamentation of capitalism consciousness. The business school considered this idea of a 'vaudeville-ventriloquism' approach to fortune-literature/intellectualism of social-media/net culture as reflective or symbolic of 'identity' confidence in 'nameless/faceless' capitalism intuition and granted Amlan admission as a business-program student as long as he'd derive an education-worthy thesis regarding the linking of anonymity concepts to capitalism-race functionalism for democratic themes.

AMLAN: Maybe I'll derive a 'personality' theory for capitalism-architecture at this Massachusetts (Mass.) business-school for a personal 'trophy' in identity-based hyperbole (ha).

This was an ingenious idea, the notion of using vaudeville-ventriloquism for social-net 'alias-avatar' use in commerce-life networking imagination/chess for capitalism/business robustness/energy as a non-socialist formatting for widespread commerce-individuality. A person could use a ventriloquist's doll/mannequin to contemplate the quality of 'personality' in faceless/nameless/avatar-oriented commerce-salesmanship and thereby create a sort of 'art' in business-tech convenience activity (e.g., eBay).

AMLAN: I'll make a hypothetical eBay merchant-seller interaction model in which buyers gain extra-confidence in the character of the seller online when the seller presents himself as a vaudeville-ventriloquist for a 'chess-ideation' of the personality of commerce-relations 'fortifying' the democratic quality of net-driven salesmanship color; I'll pose myself as this actual ventriloquist for a functional approach to business-literature (wow) and link with other like-minded nerdists of capitalism-race hyperbole (ha).

Despite the 'cleverness' of this concept, Amlan had begun to have a real 'revelation' in his private soul, as the ventriloquist-doll he began to use for this concept of 'personality' in business-cyber nets, a media-industry figurine (from an iconic specter-mystery/horror genre) named Ana, was literally 'seeping' into his psyche and began giving this 'con-man' a sort of spiritual 'awakening' regarding the human/alien value of his own peculiar/precocious business-energy 'concept' or conception, moving him to 'feel' more (ironically) invested in the magic of his pro-capitalism cyber-culture image (wow).

AMLAN: Maybe Ana's become my special/private 'conscience' avatar-guide, like Circe herself.

Suddenly, this 'soul-man' of the Mass.-business program who obtained 'clever' admission with a funny-concept, had begun to have an honest revelation about business-culture/psyche intelligence and intuition and procured a special Peanuts-media themed chess-set, symbolic of capitalism-race competition and idealism, to create a more 'enhanced' business-concept image/idea for the cyber-net world on Earth regarding the use of images and totems to make commerce 'feel' more like a personality-oriented human/alien hyperbole (for 'utilitarian' materialism!).

PROFESSOR: Now you wish to use 'Ana' and your Peanuts-chess model/toy for a linkage of mannequin-imagination for shopping-mall comparisons with cyber-net grid conveniences and enhance your idea about 'forged' personality in commerce-life examinations, eh?

AMLAN: Indeed, sir; in fact, Ana's become my 'daughter' of capitalism, and I've 'elected' a special/magical mall-mannequin (whom I've named 'Esmerelda') to become my special 'Aphrodite' of this cyber-commerce personality-thesis.

PROFESSOR: Sounds like you've obtained a peculiar 'soul' force in this 'academic' examination of the utilitarian 'face' of capitalism-race buzz, Amlan.

AMLAN: Who's to say there ain't no 'light' in commerce-examination humdrum, sir?
PROFESSOR: Good.