Caffeine and Nicotene

Caffeine and nicotene!

Oh how you transpire to inspire

me so.

Turn me up, help me mean

the things I so admire.

Liar.

 

Caffeine and nicotene!

Oh how you make me think so deep

of you.

Help me now for I have seen

things in my inability to sleep.

Creep.

 

Caffeine and nicotene!

Oh what have you done now

to me?

For all the places I have been,

by nicotene I surely do avow.

Wow.

 

Caffeine and nicotene.

Thoughts so bad and thoughts so clean.

Make me feel royal, like a queen.

Do you know where my thoughts have been?

Light them up with kerosene.

Evil things I think, I've deemed.

Oh how much I love you so!

My caffeine and my nicotene.

 

Reviews

[The Nude Writer]

I love it too. Mostly caffeine, but a little bit of nicotine. I love poems about coffee and cigarettes. :) They both mean so much to people these days, and really.. can you blame them?

[Allyson Wolfe]

Can't blame them at all! There are so many addictive substances out there, it's incredible that we can't formulate an idea about them all.

[MOON]

Ha great write for the PC brigade , enjoy.

[Allyson Wolfe]

I don't mean to sound either ungrateful for the read nor distasteful, but care to explain how you see this fitting in with the PC brigade? My knowledge is limited but that's generally a term used to describe do-gooders. I hardly wrote this as a piece to do good. Just message me if you'd like. :)

[Steven Cash]

never heard anyone say they love cigarettes

lol

but i love coffee

[Allyson Wolfe]

It's more like energy drinks and cigars! A once-in-occasion dwelling.

[Steven Cash]

Ah... wait, what?

lol I am too tired to comprehend what you just said.

[Allyson Wolfe]

The nicotine in the poem referred to filtered cigars and the caffeine was found in NOS energy drinks.

[Steven Cash]

GOTCHA!

my energy drink is GURU

[Allyson Wolfe]

Never had it!

[Steven Cash]

U should

It's all natural, fruit juice and fruit sugar

[Allyson Wolfe]

Oohhh, that sounds delicious.