How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

You know your life is boring when:

you start reading the inserts to your prescriptions

you write down fake quotes of Jacques Cartier upon discovering “Champ,” the Lake Champlain sea monster. “There I was, eating an Egg McMuffin, when the thing came upon me, out of nowhere.”

find notes in pocket: buy evergreen/redwood seeds

suffered, no, endured visit from my fan

 

main squeeze said she would move out of house unless I got rid of him

 

kind of harsh, don't you think?

anyway, he brought over more chapters from his really excellent novel “Dirtyboy McF---”

he also said that he's losing track of things, like when he sent an x-rated story by mistake to the magazine, “Garbagemen Today.”

it came back with a scribbled note that said, “The staff loved it. Ideally, however, it should involve garbagemen. Thanks, anyway.”

he said he is now on short list for award in “Stripper News” for his short garbageman epic, “Throwing cans for fun and profit.”

 

the editor sent a letter that said, "I loved it when the guy went to the house to return some garbage, and the woman who answered the door was naked. Do you have her address?"

Reviews

[Marie]

I don't know how to review this. It seems as if you started off one way and finished another. Like eading two funny stories thrown together.